On 12/12/2015 04:55 PM, Derald wrote:
George Shirley wrote:

It's 74F outside and threatening/offering rain. Move south.
You ain't from around here, is you? Southern folk never never
suggest that a northerner "move south" (unless of course, he has some
swampland for sale)! You belong to be tellin' folks how just plain
awful the weather down here is. Remember the terrible drought followed
by the seemingly endless rain and widespread flooding with people dying
in their cars? _That's_ the story they need to be hearing about Texas
weather. ...sheesh: Old guys; damn....


Don't forget to tell them you can't take a walk on the grass or your
legs will get bit to hell by spiders (chigger) you can't see.

And don't forget to tell them about the six inch long cockroaches
(water bugs).

:-)