On 12/12/2015 08:39 PM, Derald wrote:
T wrote:

Don't forget to tell them you can't take a walk on the grass or your
legs will get bit to hell by spiders (chigger) you can't see.
AKA "red bugs" among the country cognoscenti.

And don't forget to tell them about the six inch long cockroaches
(water bugs).
And if those don't get'em, there remain the mosquitoes and the seed
ticks. The ticks are seasonal but those other little charmers are
pretty much year 'round.


They'll suck you so dry the government won't have anything left
to take from you!

:-)