"Wolf K" wrote in message
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On 2016-08-02 14:56, Ian Field wrote:


"Wolf K" wrote in message
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On 2016-08-01 14:57, Ian Field wrote:

Did you grow it your garden?

Don't you know anything?! - triffids don't grow in the ground.

"Upon discovery that docking their stingers renders them harmless, docked
triffids soon become fashionable in public and private gardens."

Its no longer a triffid once you've cut its wotsit off.