bunya nuts
Just a little bit wrote:
On Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:55:35 GMT, John Savage
wrote:
The other day while strolling around some Sydney suburbs I came across
a couple of bunya nuts on the footpath. Well, I guess they were bunya
nuts: larger than a human head, with a pineapple texture, and something
resembling yellow pus oozing out of cracks due to the heavy impact with
the concrete footpath after a 25 foot drop. (Just think of the size of
any compensation claim if one were to hit a pedestrian!)
The yellow stuff was probably a mashed brain from the impact with someone's
head. ;-)
Someone told me once that there's actually a death-rate (probably
recorded in the Australian Yearbook) from being dumped on by a Bunya
Pine tree! I like that notion! ;-D
Triffids of the world, unite!
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Trish {|:-}
Newcastle, NSW, Australia
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