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From: "Lee Brouillet"
Newsgroups: rec.ponds
Date: 30 Apr 2003 07:52:38 -0500
Subject: odder an odder

I got it! I LOVE "groaners"!
What do you call 2 dandylions just married? Newlyweeds! (badda boom!)

How do you make soup gold? Add 14 carrots! (badda boom!)

What do you call a donkey with a man on his back? A "he hauler"! (ACK! here
comes the hook!!!! )

Lee



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