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Old 07-05-2003, 12:08 AM
Andy N
 
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Default How do trees reproduce?

Late at night the leaves get together when no one sees them and that is when
the reproduction starts! That is why when a person thinks all the leaves
raked in late Fall from his or her yard that the neighbors leaves blow in
and cross-pollinate with! Since a person is unable to rake (all the leaves),
new offspring sprouts from the fruits of that secret union very similar to
human beings.