My sister has borrowed a friend's goat to 'mow' her grass from time to
time. After about a week of being tethered in the yard, the goat had
eaten some parts of the lawn down to bare earth and left others alone.
She managed to eat the foliage from the bottoms of four camellias,
effectively standardising them overnight. She had also eaten four and a
half pair of socks, two pair of knickers and a tennis ball! She jumped
the side fence and nearly hanged herself. Oh and she butted the milkman
and my youngest niece.

Mowing seems easier to me...
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Trish {|:-}
Newcastle, NSW, Australia


but not nearly as many laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!