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Old 15-05-2003, 02:20 PM
Vox Humana
 
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Default Would you buy these transgenic plants?


"Polar" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 May 2003 23:22:50 GMT, "Vox Humana"
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How about flowers with plaid blooms, keyed to specific family

tartans.

Or plants that have been crossed with fireflies that produce flowers

that
glow in the dark.

Aha, you must've seen the same article about the recombinant DNA
experiments that produced living glow-in-the-dark tobacco plants, &
glow-in-the-dark mice, by splicing in firefly genetic information!! Who
says science fiction can't happen?


I didn't see it, but I guess I have an active imagination! I can just

see
entire lawns flashing out Morse Code and the religious fanatics who claim
that the plants are sending obscene messages that threaten the stability

of
the nuclear family.

Speaking of the nuclear family, I guess you've noticed that Dubya
wants us to start manufacturing cute little battlefield-sized nukes.
Not, of course, to be classified as WMD!!

those flashing plants, they will be obliterated by blasts from our
new death-ray satellites, as we merrily proceed to weaponize space.
Well under way, as I am told...


Oh, I'm sure what ever Dubya does is the result of Devine inspiration. If
you tune into any AM talk radio shows you would think they were talking
about the second coming of Christ until they mention the all important tax
reduction legislation.