Something tells me that sooner or later nature will turn around and
bite us on the bum for being so ignorant of her ways!

Forget that: with all the resources of the plant world at their
disposal,
these are the most imaginative and useful they can come up with?

They're all just a bit dull. I mean, a fart-removing pot plant? Not
going to be number one on the gift list, is it?

What about a fruiting orange tree that's hardy in Aberdeen?

...or, a plum tree that produces Viagra so older guys can eat prunes
that
make them come and go.


LOL! I guess that's an old one by now. I really should get out more.


I want a plant with parrot genes, so I can teach it to shout when it needs
watering and feeding.

Kase