In article , "Kase"
wrote:

I want a plant with parrot genes, so I can teach it to shout when it needs
watering and feeding.

Kase

Yeah, but it'll just pluck off all its leaves when you fail to fulfil its
emotional needs.

-paghat the ratgirl

--
"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
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