"animaux" wrote in message
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On Fri, 30 May 2003 11:00:43 -0500, "David"
wrote:

Poop. Cooing.

I actually like song birds, but the repetitive cooing that doves makes
drives me crazy. I picture those little breeding flying rats out there
calling to their disease carrying mates to come and perpetuate their
dirty
little species. I don't mind them so much in the wild but around my
house
is another issue. Doves create unwanted noise pollution, their droppings
are acidic and bad for lawn / gardens, and they're known to carry
disease.


You could always move to a boat on the ocean. That way nothing will
bother you.

That was constructive.