In article ,
Doug Kanter wrote:

1) I speak to all dog owners before moving onward to other methods.

2) Unfortunately, I have a full time job, and like everyone else, I
sometimes need to take the shortest path to a solution. My view: My time at
work is worth "X". My time after work is worth X to the thousandth,
exponentially speaking. There is nobody who can pay me back that valuable
time, for gardening and fishing, and it is a crime to steal that time.


Thus, it's a great idea to kill your neighbor's dog for peeing on
your lawn, which could resist in lengthy court cases and lots of
money. Brilliant solution!

-Geoff