I think we have garden ponds, or
koi ponds, or water gardens or fish ponds or
ornamental ponds or @#$*(& ponds
depending on the level of free floating
algae in them.

(okay I'm bored)
A pond by any other name would...
still be as wet
still attract herons
still turn kelly green in spring
still cost twice as many $$ as you planned
will have you straining clay for heaven's sake!
will worry the neighbors about hordes of mosquitoes
will still attract overweight beagles to fall in them

okay kids are home!
k30a