"Andrew Burgess" wrote in message
...
John Rutz writes:

K30a wrote:
John wrote feed it with ammonia once in a while to keep the bugs
alive

This tickles my sci-fi genes.
And at the end of winter John opens the trash can
and......
--
one giant pond cleaning bacterium pops out

Or reaches out and drags John into the can... legs kicking...

And his DNA would be converted...forever changing him
into...Dun...Dun...Dunnnnnn...

BIOFILTER MAN

BV.