You forgot tooth decay, waxy yellow buildup, those annoying stickers
on fruit, broken shoelaces, crackly telephone connections, dirty
washrooms, "countrypolitan" music, stale bread, tornados, rusty nails,
the common cold, rough toilet paper, lite beer, double-sided tape,
yappy little dogs, lycra bicycle shorts, disco, flatulence, strobe
lights, really gross spiders, and the Brady Bunch.


Ah, yes, but forever gratefully, not the Beatles, botulism or boorishness.
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Jim Cluny