"Hank Pagel" wrote:

The cost of a "Have-a-heart" trap is the same as having Animal Control
remove one animal in my town. I think 'it's time to relocate some
tourists.

Of course, since relocating an animal w/o a license is an offense as
well, carry a fishing pole, and release the animal near a water feature.

Then when you get queried by the ranger, tell him "the coon? It's bait.
Oh, can't do that. Hmm, I guess I'll let him go."

(and, yes, to the humor impaired, this is mostly a joke)