Greg wrote:

you should have seen the look on my better-half's face
when I began dumping a strange concoction made up of
Stump Killer, NoSalt, and Enemas into the huge aquarium
full of fish that we have had for over a year...

Consider the possibility that the main reason she keeps you around is
for the unpredictable entertainment value you provide. I'm pretty sure
that's why my wife keeps me. Well, that, and I do laundry.



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