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Drakanthus writes
I'm fed up cleaning fly corpses off the windscreen of my car -

You would have thought that they would have learnt by now wouldn't you?


It is said elephants have good memories. That must be why they avoid hitting
the windscreen.


No, it's because Elephants don't fly

(Sorry - I must have watched too much Monty Python!)

Who?

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