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Drakanthus writes
I'm fed up cleaning fly corpses off the windscreen of my car -

You would have thought that they would have learnt by now wouldn't you?


It is said elephants have good memories. That must be why they avoid
hitting
the windscreen.


No, it's because Elephants don't fly

That's because they are smart - they take the train!
Besides - they would have to pay excess baggage charges for their trunk!

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