Well, I read "DH" as Dutiful Husband, but I'm at a loss about PORG (or
PORGer?):

The best one I could come up with (at least in a family-oriented medium, as
they say) is Pond Owners' Recreation Group, but that seems so tame.

Anne Lurie

Without all the explanation that K30 puts into it:

The Borg said:
"We are _Borg_ resistant is futile, you will be assimilated."
The Porg say:
"We are Porg, resistant IS futile, you will be pond-elated."

P - Pond, O - Oriented, R - Recreational, G - Group

You were pretty darn close. ;o) ~ jan

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