"K30a" wrote in message
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MLF posted "If we're going to live with these things, we better start
eating
them,"
Bart said. "It's an ecological last resort.",

Black'nd Carp. Put a Cajun chef on TV,
fry up a mess of these and import them to
NY for $50 a plate!

My recipe for carp:

One shoe box
Baste carp in butter, garlic, salt, pepper
Place carp in bo
Place box i oven
Cook for 30 minutes at 350
Remove box from oven
Remove carp from box
Eat box.