"~ jan JJsPond.us" wrote in message
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On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 08:50:17 -0400, "BenignVanilla" wrote:

Monday, I was working on the pond...yeah yeah I know Bonnie, but you know
I
could not stay away. My 3 year old and I were setting out some new rocks.
I
stood up to close to a pine tree and got a needle in my cornea.

OMG!!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!! I'm so sorry, nothing much worst, glad it will heal
quickly, but.... "Do you get to wear a cool black patch, and be our pond
pirate?"

I couldn't find one but that didn't stop me from walking around saying
"Arghhhh"

Then yesterday...I found a dead bird in the pond.

What have I done to anger you, oh great pond god in the sky!?!?!?

There's the mistake, there are no pond gods, only pond goddesses and pond
fairies.... and then there are a few snippy assuming humans who are called
pond divas, I usually fall under that category. ;o) ~ jan

Thanks for your reply, your highness.

BV.