wrote to "Shelly"

Squirrels? You want squirrels? Give me a shipping address and I've
have a van-load out to you in no time.

That way I might have a few avocados, plums, and apricots left
without those cute teeth marks gouged into the now-useless fruit.

Fantasy: Sittin' on mah back porch, spittin' tobaccer chaw, with
mah .22 at the ready...

:-) Thanks anyway, but as fun as the video was to watch, I don't
think I want to have them eating my corn! I'm sorry that you have to
deal with them, but I really don't want them myself!

Shelly