H Hornblower wrote in message . ..
I have disposed of a couple of nocturnal coons with a big
Havahart trap. I live in the city , but by a railroad track with a
variety of wildlife. I'd never thought about what I'd do if I caught a
skunk in the thing until I saw one in the yard one morning. What a
mess that could be.

yeah. I recommend talking to the skunks. Or spanking them.
Or you can shove a clove up garlic up your ass. It won't do a lick of
good, but at least I'd get a laugh out of it.