In honor of BV's *six* frogs it is time to indulge
in ~bad~poetry~!!!

The Princess and the Frog Prince
(with all due apologies to
Hans Christian Anderson)
by K30A


Once upon a time, (as way of prologue),
there was once that Princess,
you know?
she who married that former Frog?

Very happy they were,
cooing doves, yes they were,
in a honeymoon type of dialogue,
so they were,
until
the arrival
of a watergardening catalog.

Pages and pages and pages
o' green, leggy frog gals
ov'r which the Prince oggled
and boggled
and goggled,
moving the poor Princess to sob and to cry!
"Oh, you cad! Oh, you rake! Oh, you doggle!
back to the Bog,
you goggling former Frog,
and here! take your pron-oggle-ific catalog!"

Which just proves that it is,
and it always was so,
that it is very, very
illogical to fool around in matters biological.





k30a