On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 18:30:27 -0400,since it's all about me
Noydb professed:
Pam Rudd wrote:

Noydb scribbled:

me. Nobody picks habs bare-handed for free.

raises hand I do. I don't squish them with wild abandon between
my neeked fingers, but I do pick them bare handed.

Pam, sometimes I even gasp! carry them around in my pockets.

Pam, I don't know how you do it. My pain was severe and very, very real. I
suspect yours were not as fiery as mine.

gasp!

sputter!

Not as fiery?!!!

Not as fiery!!!!

You..you...you cad! How *dare* you slander me in that vile
fashion! I will hold the fieriness of my peppers up against
the fieriest of the fiery! I have to shoo local chileheads
away from where they're huddled on my steps in hopes of
merely a glimpse of one of my fiery peppers. Dragons of olde
hover near my garden in hopes of stealing one of my fiery
peppers to restoke their sizzling breath. The FBI sent a
special task force to make sure The Puppies O' Thunder
were up to the job of defending my fiery peppers from
terrorists who would turn them into Weapons of Mass
Destruction! After eating a bowl of chili with one, just
*one* of *my* fiery peppers in it, you can expect to have
flames shooting out of your butt the next day.


I've seen several people try to
handle mine. Every one of them has regretted it.


Well, perhaps those who handle *my* fiery peppers are simply
made of sterner stuff than you and your pantywaist friends.
Huh! huh! Did you ever think of that, you nattering nitwit!
Or perhaps they regret it because it's one of your wimpy ass
peppers and not one of *my* fiery peppers! Huh! Huh! Did you
ever think of that, you mewling milquetoast!


Pam, not as fiery, my lily white ass! Dem's fighting words!




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