Whilst rampantly masturbating, on Sat, 12 Jul 2003
13:13:33 +1000, "gl"
wrote:


I've tried citronella based repellants (crystals etc) but haven't found them
very effective. Any other good suggestions?!



A properly aimed 12 gauge works wonders. Quites a
site to see when the little buggers literally
explode! Of course, in suburbia the use of
firearms is frowned upon. Try a nicely placed size
10 boot to the head.