"Mike" wrote:

(I know, I know, I'm top posting. Just live with it.)

And you quoted the whole damn thing. And you're an easy sucker for
blatantly obvious trolls. Do you have any redeeming qualities?

Look at the cross-posting, for gawd's sake. It's cross-posted to five
newsgroups, but on-topic in only one of them. Does it have to be lit up in
neon lights flashing "TROLL! TROLL! TROLL!" for you to see the obvious?