Thread: @#*%)^@ Cats!
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Old 22-07-2003, 03:42 PM
 
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Default @#*%)^@ Cats!

excellent presentation of logical way to deal with a problem. Ingrid

Julia Altshuler wrote:
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Most important: Affect an air of goofy idiosyncracy in all your dealings with
irate neighbor. Never appear calculating or annoyed. You must always be most
concerned with poor, endangered cat who could get killed in the big bad world
out there. Become confused, not beligerent, when neighbor suggests that you
return Precious directly to him instead of expensive county agency.

Result: Cat is unharmed. Neighbor learns to keep Precious at home.
Neighborhood tranquility is preserved.

--Lia




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