"Essjay001" wrote in message
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An even more amusing Fact: At present it is unlawful to drive on the
pavement, but most magistrates do not accept a pavement-parked vehicle as
proof that it has been driven there!
http://www.eta.co.uk/tr/pj/peds/pave.htm

Bah! Why am I not surprised. This bloody country is upside down.

O