On Tue, 05 Aug 2003 02:09:06 +0100, wrote:

~On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 15:18:53 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:
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~(And dead patches on my poor lawn where Le Chef once tried to be
~clever and used meths for lighting it. He got thumped for that one...)
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~Could have been worse:
~http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html (and many others,
~although the video seems no longer to be available).

LAUGH
Oh help, I too am glad I don't live anywhere near this person! 3
seconds to cooking-ready! Yikes!

Am about to forward this on to Sir with a request that he Doesn't Try
It or He's Toast (probably literally)


--
jane

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone,
you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Please remove onmaps from replies, thanks!