Gnomes are small chaps that spend most of their days in the garden: fishing, shifting wheelbarrows of manure, but always smiling. Now and again they escort students on 'round the world trips, having their photos taken in spectacular locations and then the photo being sent back to their guardians.

Some of you may know someone that has inadvertantly adopted a gnome spirit. This is by no means a bad thing, though you should avoid adopting the less benevolant spirits, bad demons, trolls, sprites, orcs...

Elves are nice.

Sorry, what was this thread about again?