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"Rusty Hinge" wrote in message

Unfortunately, here in the UK it is illegal to concentrate alcohol by
any means without a licence, so don't try this at home folks - if
anyone's watching.

I don't suppose if I do it I shall inform the authorities

sharp intake of breath

Naughty!

/breath

gasp!breathes again/gasp

But it's just as well to know.

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