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Old 11-08-2003, 10:43 AM
Dee
 
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Default How to be an irritating neighbour.

I knew a chap years ago who was fed up with lorries/vans cars coming down a
narrow lane and taking out the corner of his hedge, & then wall. His
solution was to obtain a 12' length of railway rail which he sank 8 feet
into the ground (imbedded in a copious quantity of concrete). He then faced
the iron rail with some hardwood so as it give it the appearance of a post.
Any vehicle that subsequently hit the "post" then came off a lot worse.
The point here is that to stop someone knocking over your plants put
something down that will damage their vehicles. If the railway line is not a
suitable solution then some very large boulders should do the trick. Or a
ditch.



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"Wisest are they that know they do not know." Socrates

"Mich" wrote in message
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OK. So I have read over this board that people find some of the actions of
their neighbours irritating , if not downright anger provoking.

After years of being a doormat. I too am fed up of irritating and selfish
neighbours too.
In fact I am so p***ed off I have decided , that if you cannot beat 'um ,
you should join 'um!

So what can I do to be the most irritating a** hole imaginable ( legal
suggestions only please).

I am serious here.

TIA