On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 18:49:00 +0100, "Aphodius"
wrote:


"Mich" wrote:
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So what can I do to be the most irritating a** hole imaginable ( legal
suggestions only please). I am serious here.
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For starters, buy an old petrol driven lawnmower and cut your grass at least
three times a week. Don't like gardening and grow thistles. Keep dogs, the
b*****s that like barking at nothing in particular right through the day.
Attract squirrels, the more the merrier. Develop a liking for loud, heavy
rock music. Have lots of barbeques and invite all your friends with their
children. Oh, and don't forget to grow a leylandii hedge on the east side of
your garden, if you have a side facing east. Will that do to be going on
with?

don't forget the flock of geese, and the cockerel that starts up at
dawn.
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Martin