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from "Drakanthus" contains these words:

On two counts:
1) They could attract lightening.
2) Tips of umbrellas have been known to harbour traces of the poisonous
ricin. Though I understand you are safe unless you are a foreign diplomat.

And broadcast to Bulgaria on BBC Whirled Swervice.

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