Round here the main use for a Master Gardener's
certification seems to be to start all your sentences with
"Well, I'm a Master Gardener, and I say

I get this alot from customers. They will ask you an honest question and when
they dont like the answer, they pull the master gardener bit out of thier ass.
This tends to make me have even less respect for the person rather than make me
think higher of them as they had hoped.

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