"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
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"ameijers" wrote in message
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"Paul Bines" wrote in message
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Paint your wall top with that black sticky gunk they use to keep
pigeons
off
ledges.
Or, one better, put fake bird muck on the top of the wall - you could
probably make some fake stuff (anyone got any recipes?)
Au Res.,
Paul



Fake cowpat recipe, mix up several weetabix, some frozen spinach and some
mashed potato with a little warm water and gravy browning, sneak out at
night and create some interesting deposits. Has serious ick value and is
harmless.

Sally