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"Franz Heymann" wrote:

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1g0wz31.1gao2whuvj50N%00senetnospamtodayta@macunl imited.net, Jim W
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[ Kolonel Kurtz ] wrote:

It has just came to me in a flash of light - why don't you get some
compost
[really smelly stuff]

But my compost is never smelly. What am I doing wrong?

True story (I was there):

Man to wife: "Honey, our compost pile looks like shit!"

Wife: "What's wrong with it?"

AFAIK, properly kept compost does not smell.

On the contrary, it has a most pleasant forest-floory smell.
{:-))

Franz Heymann