Take my english ivy. Please, please take it. You'll never have to touch it
again. it will take over that section of your yard.... and possibly
everything else also.
BRBR

Certain plants in the South are referred to as "Plant it and run." Not just
kudzu, which I don't have, Japanese climbing fern and Cat's claw, which I do,
but certain ones grow so fast in the heat and humidity that you wonder if
you're going to wake up one night with a tendril around your throat, getting
tighter...tighter...
zemedelec