On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 13:18:52 +0100,
(Jim W) wrote:

Franz Heymann wrote:

The only plan which will work is one in which the yobbos don' realise that
they are being plotted against. Only one of the suggested plans, namely
that of "ameijers" fulfils this requirement: Feed birds regularly on the
wall at times when the brats are somewhere else, in order to get the wall
covered here and there in bird droppings. It will turn out that the birds
are more persistent than the children.

Franz... what happens when the birds become a problem? It might work
short term but I think it has its pitfalls..

You simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes, they'll
wipe out the birds.

Then you line up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake
meat.

Next is the beautiful part - when wintertime rolls around, the
gorillas simply freeze to death.

Gareth (with more a slight nod to the writers of "The Simpsons")