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from Kate Dicey contains these words:

No worries. Proper shed will compost itself, given enough time.

Even WIV repeated applications of creosote!

Arbut, we hfr Creomite in the Shed, and the salt content of that
protects our sheds from attack by bactrians and fun guys innit, while
the other hydrocarcinogens jbex mightily on the taste buds of boring old
wood beetles, black watch McBeetles, what rot, qel, termites, marmites
et al.

--
Frère Jaques
They knocked the Bell down and erected a charade of pops.