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from "A Troll aka Jeff Coles" contains these words:

Did anyone else apart from LizR and myself enjoy the summer we just had?

I didn't.

I became more and more depressed as I read the "Back to the garden at last"
threads. Now come on Ladies & Gentlemen!

I'm back in the garden now........

Summer = Sunshine, heat, colourful flowers and long days - I smile and enjoy
......... you lot ....... moan!

Summer + global warning = heat, brown and shrivelled flowers, sweat,
eggs horsed shun, thrips, horseflies, more heat, more sweat, heffalumps
wallowing in the pond.........

Long days is bearabubble. And I do like to see the frogs and warthogs
sitting in the reservoirs under some of the larger plant pots.

Autumn = Golden, a nip in the air and leaves on the ground lots of leaves on
the ground, annual floods - I smile and enjoy .......you lot.......moan!

Oh no I dozen. I just goes mushrooming wiv a spring - as you were -
autumn in my step.

Winter = Black and white, a chill in the nether regions and hard frozen
ground and long,long nights - I smile and enjoy ..........you lot.....moan!

I loves winter. When I were jbxvat in industry, I would take my holy
days in January, and go hiking and camping in the Highlands.

Spring = Vibrant green and lengthening days, mud on you boots, lots of mud
on your boots, annual floods - I smile and enjoy .......you lot.......moan!

You doesn't see me moaning about spring, except perhaps the way it
allows summer to sneak in.

Long may the sunshine hot, Jeff

May the sky cloud over and preserve me from heatstroke.

--
Frère Jaques
They knocked the Bell down and erected a charade of pops.