You forgot to mention sacrificing a live chicken to ward off evil spirits
and applying the blood of virgins for good luck!!!

Most importantly, you should do the fertility dance under a full moon, on
your front lawn, bare assed naked, shouting at the top of your lungs "Ohm
Bwana Ananas Siam"!!!


Mogie wrote in message
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Just bought some fruit trees (all about 5 feet high) on close out. When is
the best time to plant them? They are all in 5 gallon buckets now. Any
tricks when they are planted to help them take hold well? Is it true that
dog hair and oatmeal added to the bottom of the hole before you plant a
tree
is very good for them?