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"Sad Sid" wrote
| I've just finished digging 900ft of ditch, laying drainage pipes, an
| alkathene water pipe with five stand points, and installing an armoured
| garden ring-main with IP65 sockets.

You must live in an awfully rough area, to have to have an armoured garden.

Its the times we live in; lots of posters seem to want armoured
gardens these days. How about intalling a tank in the greenhouse and a
gunnera at the gate?

Janet.