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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:02:13 +0100, Jaques d'Altrades
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Subject: How do you get rid of snails?


We eats the tasty little beggars over ere!

Yes, but only up to a certain age, or they are like garlic-flavoured
indiarubber.

What do you do with the old ones?

race them.

Yes, I can run as fast as that, and I've got a game leg....

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