A bear and a rabbit were strolling down a counrty path one afternoon
when the bear had to take a dump. He stepped off the trail, took care
of business then rejoined the rabbit. As they walked on the bear asked
the rabbit "Say, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No." the rabbit replied, whereupon the bear grabbed him and wiped his
ass on him.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Madgardener wrote:
ROFLMAO I needed that!!!!! thanks!! madgardener going off to werk
now.........GBSEG he he he images of teeny little rolls of butt wipe and
various critters using it. (he's obviously not been able to see the Charmin
tissue commercials here with the bears.............I thought I'd NEVER see
an animated commercial for toilet paper with "bears shitting in the woods"
as the theme............LOVE IT!! )
"Bill Spohn" wrote in message
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This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out liiiiiittle tiny rolls of toilet paper......