A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign
read:"Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman". The salesman bought a ticket and sat
down.There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing
next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped
out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The
crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders
of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded
sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman".
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time,however,
instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.The Scotsman stood
before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three
swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something.You're
older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!."