On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 15:58:44 +0100, "John Towill"
wrote:

The same Scotsman had a grandson at junior school. One day they were given
a sex lecture. The teacher put up on the wall a graphic diagram of a man.
The teacher asked the class if they knew what the diagram showed, and what
it was for. The Scotsman's Grandson excitedly put his hand up and said that
he did, and his dad had two. "No Hamish" explained the teacher, "That is
impossible." The lad kept insisting, so in the end the teacher out of
exasperation told him to explain.
"Well," said the lad,"Dad has two, a small one to urinate with and a huge
one to clean the au pair's teeth with."

better get your coat, while you still have your taters intact.
--
Martin