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AFAIK both NZ and Australia award concessionary immigration permits
for the aged parents of younger immigrant workers. So all you have to do
is send ahead a selection of your offspring to take root. You might
consider Australia; great climate, gardening and lifestyle.

belch

Yeah. And the culture is sickond to none. Ask Sir Les Patterson, he'll
tell you.

Tinny, inyone?

Spoken through your bowler hat, old boy?

Janet.